Congress' Part in the Meltdown

The Real Villains - How dare Congress pat themselves on the back for spending billions of our hard earned dollars? The same back that was turned away from SEC's lackadaisacal prosecutions? The same back that was turned away from updating consumer disclosures? The same back that was turned away from Standard & Poor's and Moody's when they self dealt? While engaging in a full frontal assault on steroids and frontal nudity in football. Eye off the ball, you guys, never mind the cheerleaders, start throwing penalty flags before the play clock stops. Oh wait, nobody has to pay any penalties ever, we will just charge more for the tickets.